So I'm heading up to the park for my walk this morning. It's nice and early, and still not too hot. I walk the 1/4 mile to the park entrance, and start on the walking path.
A few hundred yards ahead I see a shape. It's a person. It's stretching. I get closer.
It's a hawt guy. He's got his back to me and he's using these rubber band thingys to stretch with. All different positions.
I slow my pace in order to enjoy the view. The muscles are incredible. Not TOO pumped, just tight and hard. Legs... butt... OMG the butt was HARD... tiny waist... large back. It was hot, so he was schwetty... shiny black skin... short afro... just fine.
As I got closer, he bent straight down at the waist. He was wearing black spandex shorts. And, well, of course I looked.
Um... did he forget to pack his junk? My mind was trying to process why there was no junk pile. In those shorts there should have been one.
I drew abreast of him.
Yeah. It was a woman.