Wednesday, January 11, 2012

honest.



I know sometimes you guys must shake your heads and think "she makes that sh!t up".

I was getting a cleaning today. I'm lying there getting scraped, looking at the ceiling... and I see a freaking STINK BUG walking around. Linda and I had a good giggle about it, and a few minutes went by.

I watched the bug strolling all around. Above me. As I lay there with my MOUTH OPEN.

Now, you might think I'm about to say 'the bug fell in my mouth'.

No, no.... better than that.

I watched as something dropped OUT OF HIS BUTT, and in slow motion... came right towards my head. Linda saw my eyes rip open, stopped what she was doing and at that moment the offending piece of poop fell on her leg, just mere inches from my head.

I sh!t you not.

5 comments:

AndyBSA said...

:-)

the jans said...

I didn't think you can see their poop. Interesting:) do stink bugs really only stink when you squish them ? :)

the jans said...

I didn't think you can see their poop. Interesting:) do stink bugs really only stink when you squish them ? :)

midwinter said...

my minions are everywhere. my minions are everything.

Christy B said...

Ahhh, too funny. Thanks for the laugh on this gloomy thursday!!