Bowler's Butt.

Seriously. I have Bowler's Butt. And it's a REAL thing. Not a made up in my head tigger thing.

I googled it. It's real. And it HURTS.

Bowling???

Seriously. I went bowling for the first time in at least 30 years. We went as an office, and we had a BALL. (get the bowling reference?) In fact, the only problem I had was finding a ball that fit me. I have big thumb knuckles apparently. So I needed a lighter ball with a big hole.

Yeah. I'm stopping now. It will only go downhill from here.

Here are some shots of our fun afternoon...

One Life, Six Words...

I loved the challenge of this. But much like Janelle, there are different words for different parts of me.

The doctor said "you have cancer".

I married my best friend forever.

Reality tv is my guilty pleasure.

Make me laugh, I'll love you.

I used to feel empty. No babies.

A lifeline of friends. I'm complete.

I got tagged by My Princess...

(sigh)

I have to show you my OTHER dirty little secret. My bag. It's the only bag I have. It's my pocketbook.

Here are the rules:

1. You have to show your bag.

2. Show all the contents in the bag, no cleaning it out first.

3. Bag tag 5 more people.

Here is my bag:



I LOVE this pocketbook. It's HUGH. HUGH I tell you. lol (You know I mean HUGE, right?) It's a knock off Kate Spade.

And here you'll see the contents. It's not pretty:



Here's what we've got:

Wallet - knock off Louis.
brush
Renu
Contact rewetter
Sunglasses
Reading Glasses
Cell phone
Keys
2nd set of keys for office.
perfume
gum (2 different packs)
floss
eye liner
clear chapstick
tinted chapstick
lip gloss
2 hair clips (so THAT'S where they are)
Pen
emery board
Safety pin
tissue. I think it's clean.
ear muffs
one Crest whitestrip? lol
lots of paper garbage like a grocery list, gum wrappers, coupons
a magnet business card for the Tastefully Simple girl
AND... my little drugstore:
Airborne
ImodiumAD
Tums (2)
GasX

Thanks for visiting. I'm tagging: My Jessica, LipTwin, Lynette, Amy gebmom and AmyZ.

Random thoughts...

I'm still greatly intrigued with the Smack Blog. I try to visit every other day at least. I view the message board, and try to keep up with the comments.

I still haven't quite figured out WHY I do this. So many times they are smacking people I don't know or don't care about. Not being a Pea, I don't understand when they talk about certain posters. Same when they smack CKMB or the Sis one. Don't know any of those girls.

Of course, when they smack the more well known "celebs" I read a bit more closely.

And when they smack My Tim I get highly outraged. ;) But I don't stop reading. I can't get enough of it. The most recent batch of comments got a bit boring to me. They were going back and forth about SAHM's vs. Working outside the home moms. That got old to me VERY quickly.

I greatly enjoyed the smacking of the woman and her 9,302,402 kids and great dane that lived in a ramshackle trailer while building their house. I shouldn't say I enjoyed the SMACKING of the woman - I enjoyed the dialogue that ensued ABOUT it.

Guess makes some very valid points. And she presents them well. But that's not the reason I keep reading.

I just LOVE dirt. That is all.

Now about that dang satellite. YES I know we hit it with a rocket. BUT that doesn't mean a piece of the dang thing isn't still going to hit me on the head, and until all the pieces are down and accounted for I will not rest. Like Carey said - it's not easy being Tigger.

I think of all the reality shows I love, I love Project Runway the best of all.

It is forecast to snow tomorrow. My plan was to scrap ALL day. I say WAS because if HB is home with me, that will completely change my day. Let's hope the weathermen are as wrong as they USUALLY are.

This is my online routine: yahoo mail first to talk to the Cell. Check listings on Ebay. Flip to BookTalks. Flip to Sherri's. Check Tim's blog. End up at the Dawg. Check sb.com. I do all that in about 45 minutes. If I get done earlier, THAT'S my Smack reading time.

Speaking of which, that brings me back to square one, and it's time to hit some blogs and check the smack.

Congratulations....

Janelle!!!! I am banana dancing for you... you have won my comment challenge drawing!

Your giftie will go postal next week. I hope you like it - it's something that I use and I have 2 of them.

And no, it's not tatas.

I'm a comment ho...

In all aspects of my life. I love comments on my LO's (who doesn't?) and I love comments on my blog.

I'm not the best commenter in the world, so it's a very selfish thing.

But I just want to see how many comments I can get in say... one week. And at the end of the week, next Friday, I will randomly pick one of the commenters and they will win a really nice sb goodie from my stash. (REALLY nice)

Spread the word. You don't have to be a Dawg to comment or win...